Shychik and the BF
So it came to pass that I happened upon a great opportunity to do something that I absolutely loved…volunteer! The project was for a nationally recognized television show that was known for helping families in need. There were trades of all kinds related to the building industry represented, but it was understood without saying that everyone there was available to help everyone else in whatever capacity was needed. I did everything from preparing tile to be set in the bathrooms to hauling sod for landscaping and vacuuming up after the project was finished. And it was awesome!
Thanks to the joys of technology and the advances in cell phones, I was able to text while working on the project, keeping friends and family informed as to the progress, and sending the occasional photo of me with a celebrity along just for fun. I was texting simultaneously Mr. GQ, Mr. Teddy Bear, and Mr. Lifequake (see Sex and the Shychik). I hadn’t yet met Mr. Lifequake in person, but had been on dates with both of the others.
Mr. Lifequake was on vacation while I was laboring alongside the Stars, and we texted madly all the while. I was working on set one day and he said that he was on his way back from vacation. I told him he should drop by and see me after he got home. Imagine my surprise when I received a text from him saying, “I’m here, where are you?”
At that moment my heart dropped to my toes and my stomach decided to perform it’s own series of inner acrobatics. He’s here???? OMG!! We had never seen each other face to face and I was dressed in a promo t-shirt, grubby jeans, and the required hard hat. Well, like me or leave me, I reasoned, this is who I am, and if he’s not into it, I suppose it’s best to know now, so I took a deep breath, told my coworkers I had to go check on some design aspects of the project and headed out to the area designated for fans who came to watch.
“I’m wearing baggy black cargo shorts and a blue and white striped shirt”, he texted.
“I don’t see you, but I’m walking toward the fan area”, I texted back.
“ I think I see you” he texted, “I’m waving at you”.
OMG, I saw a man waving, that must be him! I waved back. I was too far away to see what he looked like, but from a distance it looked like he had a nice body. Yes, I’m just that shallow, sue me. As I got closer, I saw (OMG) that he had a goatee. Yikes, with my military brat upbringing, and the fact that in his profile pics he was cleanshaven, that threw me momentarily for a loop. As I got even closer, I realized in a heart stopping moment that (again OMG!) he was absolutely gorgeous. I was right, he did have a great body, along with fathomless dark chocolate eyes and a smile that was pure sunshine.
Oh shit, now I was nervous! I had to call upon all of my Shychik coping mechanisms not to guffaw and blush in the presence of this amazing guy with whom I had been shamelessly flirting via text and email.
As I approached, I took off my hard hat and ran my fingers through my hair, California style, giving my tresses a flirty little shake (duh, I knew he was watching). I whipped out my most dazzling (I hoped) glad-to-meet-you smile, and he opened his arms and asked for a hug. The hug was amazing, hinting at the warmth of who he was and giving me a chance to press briefly against that awesome bod.
We stood and talked for a few minutes and I was absolutely captivated by this man. He was quite obviously witty and super intelligent (which I had already gathered from his texts), but he also was a little bit shy and absolutely adorable. He was entirely engaging and disarmingly attractive in every possible way. They say that a woman knows within the first five minutes whether or not she wants to sleep with a man, I’m thinking in this case it was the first five seconds. At the risk of being redundant, OMG!!!
I can’t begin to tell you what we talked about during that first meeting (other than a cute little aside about the art of napping), but I walked away from it excited and hoping that we would get together again.
As I walked back on set, I got a text from him saying something about how gorgeous I was and how I made him feel like a shy schoolboy. Yeah baby, it was ON!
That night, we ended work around 11:00 and I headed for home. Since it was an area that I was unfamiliar with, and I have no sense of direction, I ended up being lost in the middle of nowhere. Well now what? I don’t know anyone…or wait, yes I do! Mr. Lifequake happens to live in these here parts! So I called him at midnight, in a panic, hoping against hope that he was still awake, and thankfully he was. He gave me directions, and I drove home thinking how wonderfully sexy his voice was, and what an incredible ditz he must think I am.
The next night was the last night of work on the volunteer project for me and we wrapped things up around 10:00. Mr. Lifequake had texted me earlier with the directive to let him know if I finished early and maybe we could meet for a drink. So I rationalized to myself, “surely 10:00 is early, right?”. I really wanted to see him again, so I texted, “hey if you don’t mind meeting a grubby girl for a drink, I’m done.”
Yay! He texted back directions to a local but nice watering hole and we agreed to meet. Thankfully, I arrived first and ran to the ladies room to try to wash away some of the grime from the day. I took off the required promo tshirt and replaced it with a cami and blazer that I kept in the car just in case. I washed my hands up to the elbow until the water ran clear (construction is a messy business) and wiped the dirt smudges from the tip of my nose. The only makeup I had in my purse was a lipstick, which I applied demurely. Ready or not, here I come (with butterflies afluttering).
When I came out of the ladies room, he was seated at the bar in all his gorgeous glory. Seeing him again took my breath away. “whoa, easy girl”, I thought to myself. “Don’t go getting all into him, you don’t even know him yet”. I gave myself a reality check and walked up to him confident and ready to spend an enjoyable evening chatting and finding out if he was really as amazing as he seemed. The realist in the back of my mind, who was basing conclusions on dates experienced thus far said, “figure the odds”.
The conversation that we had that evening absolutely blew my mind. Never in all of my dating experience (and frankly, never even in my marriages) had I experienced such non-judgmental honesty in conversation. And that’s quite a statement for someone who was in the ministry for more than a decade. We talked about our thoughts and experiences with marriage, dating, divorce, religion, parenthood, sex and a host of other topics that flowed seamlessly from one to the next. I must confess, I’m a bit ADD when it comes to conversation, shifting from one subject to the next and traveling back and forth down various bunny trails with bewildering rapidity, and he kept up with me! Not only did he keep up, at times he leaped ahead and I had to keep up, it was awesome. The last time I had been that intellectually stimulated was probably in college.
We talked for over an hour and decided that it was probably time to call it an evening, though it was clear that neither of us wanted the evening to end. During the course of our conversation, there were several times that our glances would lock and hold. It was (at the risk of sounding like a nauseating 16 year old) intense, without being overtly so. Ah yes, we were both firmly resolved to be the epitome of subtlety.
Being the dashing, debonair gentleman that he is, he walked me to my car. I didn’t know what he had planned, but I had no intention of letting him slip away without kissing me. I had been watching his sensual mouth (oh god, great lips, don’t even get me started!) all evening, and I was determined to get a taste of that, propriety be damned.
When we got to the driver’s side of my car, keys in hand, I turned and looked into those amazing chocolate eyes determined to make my wish for kisses known, but he beat me to it, saying in that deep low voice that drives me wild, “I’m going to kiss you” as he moved in to do exactly that.
I swear I felt that kiss all the way down to my toes. It was as if an electrical current was rocketing through my body, leaving nothing but heat and desire in it’s wake.
Naturally I behaved like a brazen hussy, pressing myself against him, running my hands over that incredible body, it was heavenly. But wait, my inner puritan conditioning protested, you want to see more of this guy, you can’t let him think you’re a slut just out for his body!
As overcome as I was by passion after what seemed like just a few minutes of kissing (we actually made out in the parking lot outside the car for about 3 hours), I weakly gasped, “I’m a good girl!”. To which he smiled indulgently and went back to driving me crazy with his kisses. The gentle probing of his silky tongue was unlike anything I had ever experienced, and I couldn’t get enough.
The more we kissed, the hotter we got (which was fortunate, because it was late August and a bit chilly in the evening), and we allowed ourselves the decadent pleasure of letting our hands explore. I remember sliding my hand down the outside of his jeans starting at the waist and working downward thinking, “oh my god, that’s gonna feel good inside”. So much for being a good girl. I thrilled at his sharp intake of breath when I touched upon the evidence of his desire. He was even more bold than I in his exploration, making his way beneath the lace of my panties and drenching his fingers with what he found there. He turned me around so that I felt his arousal against the back of my jeans while he began gently manipulating parts of me that had been dormant for quite some time. In a few short moments, I cried out my pleasure right there in the parking lot while he whispered, “hell yeah, that’s so hot” in my ear.
Well this one would go down in the Shychik hall of fame fo sho! Not only is it nearly impossible (typically) for the Shychik to have an orgasm standing up, but to have one in public, with only manual stimulation??? This man was truly a sex god!
The odd thing is that I didn’t react with embarrassment after the fact (which would have been standard Shychik protocol), but merely turned around, gave him a long lingering kiss and breathed, “mmmmm” against those sensuous lips. The afterglow was obviously far too profound to be broken by reminders of mere propriety.
After several more minutes of kissing and the beginnings of shivers as the early Fall night became colder, we parted ways and headed for home. I have no idea how I made it home that night actually, because my mind and body were in an entirely different universe than the one I was driving my car in.
And so it began…the beginning of what was to become a Relationship with a Capital R.